Buy Thai pepper seeds in December. Beat the rush. Planted like six seeds.
Wait for Thai Pepper seeds to germinate in the lovely 80 degree tropics I made for all my pepper seeds. All the other peppers germinate in under a week, easy.
Still no Thai peppers germinate. After a month goes by, plant more seeds. They suck.
Buy more Thai pepper seeds, from a different vendor @86peppers.
Get new pepper seeds fast. Plant new pepper seeds.
Seeds germinate! Easy! It was the first seeds that suck, not me. New seeds kick ass. Which I knew it wasn’t me, because I am not a pepper noob.
Kill the Thai pepper seedling. Because AM a noob. It was in a smaller pot and I missed it watering. KILLED THE PEPPER BABY.
Go to Farmer’s Market. Go straight to my Pepper Guy. Yeah, I have a guy. HE DID NOT GROW THAI PEPPER THIS YEAR.
Look at the other places in town. I can get a ton of other peppers. BUT NOT THAI. It’s too late to start seeds again for a summer harvest up here.
See gorgeous Thai plants on Insta and have a sad.
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